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Play as a bank, and learn the two ways one dies.

Almost no game lets you be the lender. It is a strange omission, because banking is the most legible risk system in finance: you borrow short, lend long, and the entire craft is surviving the gap. Here you charter one, run it, and discover that a bank can fail with a perfectly good loan book.

Chartering: a bank is a company first

You do not start a bank from a menu. You take control of a finance-industry company — buy it, build it, or win it in a takeover — and then charter it as a lender. That ordering matters, because the balance sheet you inherit is the balance sheet you start lending against.

Chartering is free, and so is inspecting the loan desk. The lending actions themselves are where the commitment begins.

Setting the risk appetite is the whole game

Once chartered, you set lending policy. The core dial is risk appetite, and it is a genuine trade rather than a difficulty slider:

PolicyYou getYou accept
ConservativeLow charge-offs, a book that survives a downturn, stable capitalThin margin over funding cost; slow growth; rivals outgrow you in good years
BalancedReasonable spread, manageable provisioningVulnerable to a sharp sector-specific shock
AggressiveWide spread over the curve, fast book growth, excellent earnings in an expansionProvisioning that eats the extra margin the moment credit turns; concentrated exposure

Alongside it sit the margin you charge over the prevailing curve and the covenant tightness you demand. Charge too much and borrowers go elsewhere. Charge too little and you are taking credit risk for free — which is exactly how real lenders get into trouble, and it is modelled the same way here.

Provisioning: the loss you book before it happens

This is the mechanic most people have never seen in a game. When you originate a loan, you do not simply book the interest as profit. You must also set aside an allowance for credit losses (ACL) — an estimate of what that book will eventually not repay — and that allowance is an immediate charge against earnings.

Consequences that follow directly from that:

Why model provisioning at all? Because without it, lending is a free money printer: originate, collect interest, repeat. The allowance is the thing that makes underwriting quality matter while you are still writing loans rather than only when they blow up two years later.

Death one: capital insolvency

Losses eat equity. Your capital ratio — regulatory capital measured against the risk in your book — is the number that determines whether you are still a going concern. Push it below the requirement and you are insolvent regardless of how much cash sits in the till.

Capital adequacy also gates what you are allowed to do. A thinly capitalised bank cannot buy back its own stock, pay a special dividend, recapitalise on favourable terms, pay out a CEO bonus, or spin off a subsidiary. Those actions are blocked at the capital test, not merely discouraged. The escape route out of a hole is closed precisely when you are in one, which is the point.

Death two: the deposit run

A bank can die solvent. Deposits are callable on demand and loans are not. If depositors withdraw faster than your liquid assets can cover, you must sell assets into a market that can see you are a forced seller. The discount you take on that sale realises losses that were previously only on paper — which erodes capital — which accelerates the withdrawals. Every loan in the book can be performing throughout.

This is the failure mode that surprises people, and it is the reason the liquidity position deserves as much attention as the capital ratio. Holding more liquid assets costs you yield in every quarter that nothing goes wrong. That is the trade, and it is the same one real treasurers make.

Losing the charter without failing

One more path worth knowing: the charter belongs to the company, not to you. If the bank you control gets acquired, delisted, or otherwise leaves your control, the loan book does not linger in limbo — the charter is swept and the book resolves. You cannot keep operating a lender you no longer own.

What is deliberately simplified

Chartering a bank and inspecting the loan desk are free. So is the download.

Get it on the App Store